princessdick69

I like funny things.

findingquentin:

there was a guy at the park today who was quentin tarantino so i asked him “are you quentin tarantino” and he said “no” so it actually wasn’t quentin tarantino but i feel like i’m getting close

(via theword-love)

peggingwithstyles:

travisdodgeunwritten:

peggingwithstyles:

i find it interesting that when it comes to liking girls I’m just like GIRLS ALL GIRLS YES PERFECT GIRLS but with boys i’m like you must fit criteria 1-9 but 9 is optional only if you completely fill criteria 10-13 with a non-optional essay on 21st century sexism due by 5am

I don’t call that interesting. More like “prejudice” “discrimination” or “inherent bias”

could someone please come pick up their crying child

(via thisnoiseismusic)

sniffing:

staff:

Wednesday Wednesday: Wednesday
WednesdayWednesday Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday, Wednesday Wednesday.
Wednesday Wednesday. Wednesday Wednesday, Wednesday, Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday.
WednesdayWednesday? Wednesday.
WednesdayWednesday… Wednesday… Wednesday…
WednesdayWednesday Wednesday Wed—Wednesday.
Wednesday wednesday Wednesday

u ok

sniffing:

staff:

Wednesday Wednesday: Wednesday

Wednesday
Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday, Wednesday Wednesday.

Wednesday 
Wednesday. Wednesday Wednesday, Wednesday, Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday.

Wednesday
Wednesday? Wednesday.

Wednesday
Wednesday… Wednesday… Wednesday…

Wednesday
Wednesday Wednesday Wed—Wednesday.

Wednesday wednesday Wednesday

u ok

(via joshpeck)

nowacking:

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever read

nowacking:

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever read

(Source: iraffiruse, via drbippy)

stability:

floral-ink:

stability:

why is my bedroom always so hot

maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty

i love the science side of tumblr

(Source: stability, via dutchster)

I never meant to start a war
I just wanted you to let me in
And instead of using force
I guess I should’ve let you win

—Adolf Hitler (via whiskey-weather)